"DO NOT put any person in this washer"
"Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level."
"Don’t try to dry your phone in a microwave oven."

These are the top 3 winning entries in a contest done by Wacky Warning Label Contest run by an anti-lawsuit group in the United States. Some of the labels are just hilarious.

>> For external use only - on a set of curling tongs.
(What kind of dumbass would use this internally?)

>> Caution: Do not spray in eyes - on a container of deodorant.
(I think people figured that out from perfume)

>> Do not use orally - on a toilet cleaning brush.
(Probably because you shove it down a toilet)

>> Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage - on a pushchair.
(They wouldn't like that, now would they)

>> Do not iron clothes on body - on an iron.
(Go buy an ironing table)

>> Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly - on a Superman costume.
(Try if you can of the fifth floor)

>> Product will be hot after heating - on a supermarket-bought dessert box.
(Next time don’t ask for it to be heated)

>> Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand - in the manual for a chainsaw.
(Might loose a finger or two)

>> Warning: May contain nuts - on a packet of peanuts.

>> Do not use orally after using rectally - on a thermometer
(Wouldn’t do that if I where you)

I think, companies have thought of every possible way in order to avoid a lawsuit by some idiot.

Read the article by 7DAYS NEWS

Thanks Sami

4 Responses to “Warning”

  1. # Blogger Nizar

    These are really funny

    i got some other funny once, if i find them i will post them ere :P  

  2. # Blogger omery15

    thanks dude that'll be great
    Warning part 2 :D  

  3. # Blogger Nizar

    Hotel bedroom, Japan:
    Guests ara requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.

    Coctail lounge, Norway:
    Ladies are requisted not to have children in the bar.

    Doctor's suregery, Rome:
    Specialis in women and other diseases.

    Zoo, Hungary:
    Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

    Restaurant, Nairobi:
    Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the Maneger.

    Men's lavatory, Japan:
    To stop leak turn cock to the right.

    Are you an adult that can't read? If so, we can help.

    Restaurant menu, Switzerland:
    Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

    Temple, Bangkok:
    It is forbidden to enter a wwoman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

    loool, i got many of these, we got them once in English, but these are the best once :P  

  4. # Blogger omery15

    HAHAHHAHA, oh man I cant stop laughing, HAHAHA... some of these are awesome… Damn man seriously who ever said there is no humor in this world…

    Check out talasim's blog at http://www.talasim.com/ it has many signs with hilarious mistakes

    Damn man the poster and the temple are amazing… keep em coming  

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